Sir Dad and the Honorable Henry Hawkinson are hereby given the dubious title of:
Sword Crossers of Distinction and Merit
On this Day
Sunday November 14
In the Year of our Lord 2010
After years of apprenticeship as a page in diapers under Sir Dad and the Fair Lady Mum, the Honorable Henry Hawkinson participated in a private ceremony in which he crossed swords with his noble father. He was bestowed the title of Sir Henry, and has promised to Defend The Weak, Respect The Poor, Treat Ladies With Respect, and Not Dribble On The Bathroom Floor.
The Fair Lady Mum has rightfully requested that no Photos Be Posted To The Worldwide Web.
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