Portlandia

Elsa outside Powell's Bookstore in Portland.

She's 8, by the way.

Math with Henry

"Hey Dad, when Elsa's 9 how old will I be?"

"6."

"When you are 51 will I be in college?"

"No, you'll be in middle school."

"What's middle school?"

"Junior high."

"Is that like high school?"

"Yeah."

"When Elsa is furteen how old will I be?"

"Furteen?"

"Yeah.

"You'll be 10."

"When I'm twenty-hundred-forty-two how old will Elsa be?"

"I don't know Henry, that's pretty old."