Hannibal Henry

Dad once tried to test me. I ate his beets with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

RED ALERT RED ALERT

RED ALERT!

Euro soccer shoes in the house! They do not fit Dad! Dad's are the big K-Swiss squash shoes... That means someone is working on his soccer skills in this American household!

Oh wait. Henry likes kicking a ball. I need a rule book. Or maybe just a couple of hours with Markus, he can walk me through the rules. Or Page. Page played soccer from 1975-1984 before he found out that the Packers were, 6-8 in 1984! and he should become a lifelong fan!

I always did kind of like ol' Jan Stenerud! I did!

Dancing Queen

You can dance! You can jive!
Having the time of your life!
See that girl, watch that scene!
Digging the dancing queen!

Hawk Dome

Can't...get...Elsie's helmet...to...fit...

Head...too...big!

Have to...push hard...try...to get straps...around chin....