CORN (and Brat)!

Wisconsin!

W ater parks at the Dells
I ate 3 pieces of fish at the Village, Brad had 13
S aw the Brewers win 8/9 games
C ast Schmantz (team name - Brian and I) crushed Page and Brad at badminton
O nly two more weeks of summer vacation (hard being a teacher)
N ew Jay Cutler jersey from ShopKo!
S layed by Dad's anniversary speech
I got somethin' in my eye!
N eed some sleep

Schweddy Balls

A coupla Schweddy Balls in the kitchen tonight. This is chive and basil oil hovering in cheesecloth, but you could have fooled me.

Ruth's reference. Really.

On Wisconsin

Actually, the W stands for (W)illiam Shakespeare.

Hey, if the shirt fits, wear it. And if the plaid shorts do too, wear them.

This was Henry's idea. Really.

Hockey Drills

Henry's Daily Hockey Routine:

15 minutes: Neutral Zone regroup/dump and chase
15 minutes: Pass/Shoot/Tip from a regroup pass
15 minutes: Fighting technique
2 minutes: Change out of Superhero costume because it is padded and it is 95 degrees out
15 minutes: Review the history of the NHL
2 minutes: Snack Break: Fruit Gushers and Pretzels
10 minutes: Double Chip with Shot
10 minutes: Transition Drills
15 minutes: Czech Flow Drill
2 minutes: Put Band-Aid on blister from wearing Spiderman sandals in 95 degree heat
15 minutes: Dry-land squat thrusts
30 minutes: Stick Handling: Soft Touch, Around Body, Hip, Blinders, Yo-Yo, Figure 8, Hand Slide Wide, Reach-Pull, Stick Flip, Toe-Tap

Hot Dogger

This present from Ben cooks six hot dogs in one minute. Because you NEED six hot dogs to be cooked in a minute. Think of the time I will save.

Fashion Spider Man

Spider Man Spider Man
Does whatever a spider can!
Wears his hair like a punk
Jumps into the car trunk!

Look out! Here comes the Spider Man!